What up, thots? We're back and stronger than ever.Join us this week as we recap one of the most recent in a long line of social exploitation experiments; who doesn't love psychological exploitation of our fellow woman and man?? We are r...

Covid Vault FinaleOne last hidden gem from the lost age of 2020. The thots talk highschool dreams, horrors and happenings. Come back down memory lane with us and discover where we came from and why we drink so much today!

Covid VaultAnother lost relic from 2020.Turning 30 is scary and hard sometimes. Turning 30 and realizing your mortality, disliking that mortality and your current position in life is even harder. Are people born destined to snap...

Covid Vault EpisodeThese are out of order, sorry about that... 2020 amirite? IYKYK.Dive deep with us as we take a little more than a surface level look into a world of conspiracies. Where do they come from, are some based in tru...

After surviving (so far) a global pan-Demi Lovato, we're back at it again. Join us for a "quick" catch up session where we talk about who we are again and how some things never change. We're Vanderpumped for the coming month and hoping one day ...

Join us on a decades long journey through dating trends and small personal anecdotes of our troubled worlds. We ramble a lot, but you already knew that didn't you? You must be a glutton for punishment.From first date, man I didn't kiss ...

Jesus Christ, they're at it again! - Everyone July 2020That's right, we're back in the proverbial saddle and boy do we have some food for thots... or something like that. It's Halftime baby, the whole reason you go to sports-ing events ...

Trigger Warning! Listener discretion is advised, we talk about suicide and mental health in this episode!Heavy stuff aside, we're back again with another short episode because we are busy adults with very important things to do a...

Book Club will never happen, stop trying to make Book Club happen; in other news one of us is still struggling through The Haunting of Hill House, more like the Snoozing of Snore Shack amirite?Let's talk about the things that (mostly) m...

Should we start a Book Club? Do people still do that? YOU is great, YOU is smart, YOU is a psychopath.Y'all! It's 2020 and we are still the same terrible people we were before midnight on December 31! Join us as we begin our second seas...

You take the fun, you take the drunk, you take them both and there you have the Wrecks of Life, the Wrecks of Life. We don't own that melody or that song, don't sue us, we're broke. The wedding is over and one couple emerged victorious while th...

The Wedding is fast approaching and we couldn't be more distracted! Trying to wrap up the year right we discuss importantish things and probably get something wrong, but you should be accustomed to that by now! What makes a sociopath a psychopa...

The Pride episode and also counting down to the wedding. We talk about our brushes with vulnerability and violation and we make no apologies.

The long awaited part two of our bachelorette in paradise series. We drank, we danced, some died, come cried, but we conquered. The windows may have lacked some panes, but this trip lacked nothing other than time. We love you NOLA, we'll be bac...

Consistency isn't our strong point, unless we're talking about being inconsistent... BUT we are back at it and we can promise that we will continue making content and talking at you. We spent a lot of time talking about our obsessions this time...

It's late, but it's here. Story of our lives. We talk about our most epic brunch day yet, but honestly every single one is our best one yet. More Blake Lively, more cussing, and more thots. We discuss Andrew's neurosis with horror movies and Je...

What up, Thots? This week we keep it Blake Lively and get ourselves organized. We know you've missed our content and we've missed making it. (We hope you did at least... :)) We're working on making good on our promises so join us, our bird and ...

The one where it's almost Andrew's fucking birthday. That's all you need to know.

Welcome the Shitshow. We reunite after several weeks of not bringing you quality content... ever. We dive into the world of fetishes and dreams. We probably said something inappropriate and incorrect. Tell us all about it.

This week on Thots, Jenny went to the lake, Andrew sat on dogs and we talk about baby clocks. Also, we drank some.

The one where we decided to leave our charades and bullshit at the door. We'd like to formally reintroduce ourselves and rebrand as the actual Thots that we are. This is a longer episode since the stupid holiday interfered with our schedule.

The episode where we are real people.We moved the microphone and now you can hear us better but also there's extra wine thumps and bumps. We're still new here.We did create the email and a twitter. Send us an email at thotsafter...

The episode where we break free from the straight men in our lives and the hockey games that consume them.We are still learning how to do this, don't @ us.

The episode where we discuss heartache, Jake's continuous journey of being single, the texts we shouldn't have sent and the nights out where we vomit and cry.Accidentally cut the end off this episode off. Oops. :/